(A parody of Saved by the Bell TV show theme song)

When I wake up in the morning

And the bank gives out a warning
And I don’t think I ever pay my bills on time
By the time I grab my checkbook
And I give myself a look
I’m at the corner just in time to see the cash fly by
It’s alright ‘coz I’m saved by the bailout!

Change is in the air!

At almost the same moment as President Barack Obama was sworn into office today, his official White House website launched.  As explained on the website, “WhiteHouse.gov will be a central part of President Obama’s pledge to make his the most transparent and accountable administration in American history.”

Where’s the downloadable bailout application?

As an HPBW, I understand my friendship is probably worth a lot more to you than your average friend.  But, can you put a price on my friendship?

Via Whopper Sacrifice, Facebook users cash in on virtual friendships by deleting 10 friends in exchange for a free Whopper.  If the Whopper costs $2.40, each friend is worth a “whopping” $0.24.

Hey, it’s me or the Whopper!

Watch this humorous Heineken advertisement that portrays the difference between women and men.

Welcome to Dallas, President George W. Bush!

After serving 2 terms in the White House, George W. is returning to Texas.  He’ll live in the Preston Hollow area of Dallas, at the supposed address: 10141 Daria Place, Dallas, TX 75229.

George W's new home in Dallas

I’ll have my secretary schedule a lunch meeting with him- I’m sure he needs some HPBW advice on re-entering the Dallas social scene.*

*Note: The above joke is in no way a stab at his alleged substance abuse controversies.  I just really want to party with George W. in Dallas! Ghost Bar, here we come.

I’m all about introspection but this guy creates an annual report for himself every year.  How awesome is that?!

Tacky Christmas Sweater Party 2008

Speaking of great holiday traditions, let’s discuss one of my favorite things about the Christmas holidays:  Tacky Christmas sweaters and the parties they inspire.  In my 23 years of life, I’ve attended at least 15 tacky Christmas sweater parties and in no way is that depressing.  Tacky Christmas sweaters, egg nog, Christmas music, mistletoe, friends and family– what could be better?

So, are you looking to accessorize for your next Tacky Christmas Sweater Party?  Check out this site for some great ideas!

Note: The before-mentioned link is rated PG-13 as some material may be inappropriate for my younger audience.

“Oh, go elf yourself!”

One of the greatest holiday traditions (up there with caroling, Santa, and Christmas trees) is Elf Yourself, a program that allows the user to insert their face into dancing elves silhouettes and send the video to family and friends!  This video was created by my good friend, Tobias, and features various co-elves… I mean, co-workers… of mine.

Note: Video is only available until 1/15/2009 so check it out while it lasts!

Below is a sneak peak that showcases my amazing shimmying skills.

Elf Corley

Regardless of my political stance, it is my humble opinion that Obama kicked McCain’s ass in digital/online presence. Obama had 4 times the number of MySpace friends, 3 million supporters on facebook, a database of 10 million email addresses, and even announced his vice president via text message.

So, what’s Obama’s latest online activity?

Change.gov promises to be “your source for the latest news, events and announcements so that you can follow the setting up of the Obama administration.”

The 2009 election rules the online space beyond the basic (and boring) McCain and Obama websites.

1) The Great Schlep

2) Palin as President
(Due to abnormally high traffic, this site was moved to a larger server)

3) Rick Rolling never gets old. Work it, Barack!

4) Palintology

5) Obama will… ??

6) SNL: Palin vs. Clinton (hilarious) and others

7) Your 2008 Election Predictor

*THIS POST IS NOT AUTHORIZED BY EITHER CANDIDATE OR CANDIDATES COMMITTEE.