News Update: George W. in Dallas

16 Jan

Welcome to Dallas, President George W. Bush!

After serving 2 terms in the White House, George W. is returning to Texas.  He’ll live in the Preston Hollow area of Dallas, at the supposed address: 10141 Daria Place, Dallas, TX 75229.

George W's new home in Dallas

George W's new home in Dallas

I’ll have my secretary schedule a lunch meeting with him- I’m sure he needs some HPBW advice on re-entering the Dallas social scene.*

*Note: The above joke is in no way a stab at his alleged substance abuse controversies.  I just really want to party with George W. in Dallas! Ghost Bar, here we come.

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