America’s youth is tired of the lazy, unambitious, self-absorbed Barbie. There’s more to life, honey.
My next big idea is HPBW Barbie. She’s a successful, charming, ethical, powerful, and intelligent executive with style and class to boot– she’s got it all! I’ll sell millions and take the country by storm– maybe even inspire a generation of young girls.
* HPBW Barbie accessories sold separately, including Versace business suit, matching Louis Vuitton briefcase and file folders, Christian Louboutin pumps, and Chanel timepiece.