Beautiful People’s Club

21 Jun

Feeling particularly beautiful today? Join the club – the largest network of attractive people in the world. is an exclusive community of good looking people that seek personal and professional relationships with other good looking people.  It has been described as “an elite online club, where every member works the door.”  To become a member, just submit your application (probably, a full body picture) and current members of the opposite sex will vote you in or out based upon how they define “beautiful”.  If you get enough votes in a 48 hour time period, you’ll be granted access to their network of beautiful people.  However, if you gain weight after the holidays or become less “beautiful”, they’ll kick you out.

They even launched a sperm/egg bank to further make the world a beautiful place.

Inner beauty is oh-so outdated.


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